You might be a cyclist if ...

* You tell a family of 5 in a crowded mall to "hold their line"

* You have more water bottles than you have drinking glasses

* You have more cycling jerseys than work shirts.

* Your cycling jersey IS your work shirt.

* Your legs are smoother than your wife's.

* The nicest pair of shoes you own have cleats in the soles.

* You have defined 8 stages of roadkill decomposition from daily observation.

* You are walking along a street and you signal left.

* You go to your local store on a bike.

* You sulk when in cars, on hot days.

* You sulk when in cars, on cold, windy, snowy days.

* You get withdrawal symptoms if off the bike for more than a day.

* You determine distance by how long it takes to ride.

* You point at pot holes, but you are driving in your car alone.

* In your car you yell "Car back" as a vehicle approaches from behind.

* Your bike is worth more than your car.

* You put more miles on your bike than your car.

* Your hands have a strange tan that looks similar to your cycling gloves.

* Weather is broken down into 2 categories: good and bad biking weather.

* You put your bicycle in your car, and it doubles the cars value (or more).

* You plan on getting a trailer before you plan on having kids.

* You spend 2 times the money on cycling wear that you do work clothes.

* It's too hot to mow the lawn but not ride!

* You buy a car based on whether or not a bike will fit in the back

* You yell "On your left" when passing cars on the freeway.

* You check out all other guys/girls legs to see if they are better than yours.

* Your spouse can't take it anymore and takes up cycling.

* You crash and insist you can keep on riding.